Let’s put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many jokes we can come up with. Get her some Oil of Olay Dan! Me thinks she had too much Milk of Magnesia... little too flushed.
No kind of oil can help that. That ugly goes all the way through. That wasn’t born. Two birds, way up high, bumped asses and that’s what fell out and hit a rock – on its face parts. Her heritage is chasing parked wagons – the whole pack is kinda simple if ya ask me. With them shinny lips it looks like she has been sucking the chrome off of tow hitch balls. With them black eyes it looks like she missed a couple times. Obamacare is going to go broke just trying to fix her.
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Get her some Oil of Olay Dan!
Me thinks she had too much Milk of Magnesia... little too flushed.
No kind of oil can help that. That ugly goes all the way through.
That wasn’t born. Two birds, way up high, bumped asses and that’s what fell out and hit a rock – on its face parts.
Her heritage is chasing parked wagons – the whole pack is kinda simple if ya ask me.
With them shinny lips it looks like she has been sucking the chrome off of tow hitch balls.
With them black eyes it looks like she missed a couple times.
Obamacare is going to go broke just trying to fix her.