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Skyrim Top Trumps - Horker

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  1. Pushkatu
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    Hunting these beasts is a part of Skyrim!
  2. zeroxee
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    No wonder they feel threathened all the time... x)
  3. jefthereaper
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    horkers, the Skyrim version of real life pissed off walruses.
  4. AKcelsior
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    These images are awesome! Great idea man.
    1. Reimar67
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      Cheers
  5. Bushhog
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    Yeah! It's Tuesday, pulled Horker sandwiches for everyone!!

    Edit......a little generous with the 'Wisdom' score...???
    1. Reimar67
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      There's a reason for that - but all will become apparent later in the series
  6. Benbenben
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    Poor Horkers - Even their best quality is a strike against them. Great work Reimar
    1. Reimar67
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      I know - Poor things - I really couldn't think of what a Horker would be good at, other than being eaten
  7. Caelrya
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    Cool! Never saw one on those before! Great idea!
    1. Reimar67
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      I had to check and check again that someone had not already had the idea. Thankfully not, as I'm enjoying he artistic bit of putting them together.
  8. Kayol
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    Oh come on, they're not that ugly! They're at least prettier than... than...
    OK, they're ugly.
    Great work!
    1. Reimar67
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      Beauty is in the eye of the beholder they say. But even horkers insist on doing it with the lights out.
  9. Reimar67
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    Script for Translation...
    Image = Skyrim Top Trumps - Horker
    Title = Horker
    Description = The Horker suffers several misfortunes. Whichever way you look at it, it's one of the ugliest animals in Skyrim. It's also the slowest and yet tastes so great.