I'm cold, I'm wet, I have a splitting headache, I've lost all of my equipment, This uniform doesn't fit, A bandit would spit on this blade, Half of Helgen is dead, The other half wants me dead, And I'm stuck here, Traveling with an Imperial soldier, Who couldn't grow a spine, To save my life.
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Now go away and make some more like this.
I'm cold,
I'm wet,
I have a splitting headache,
I've lost all of my equipment,
This uniform doesn't fit,
A bandit would spit on this blade,
Half of Helgen is dead,
The other half wants me dead,
And I'm stuck here,
Traveling with an Imperial soldier,
Who couldn't grow a spine,
To save my life.
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