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Distracted Rider

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9 comments

  1. Benbenben
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    The distracted rider must be a screen archer: Stuff the quests and looking where they're going - There is prettiness to behold!
  2. jefthereaper
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    I have horses at home, I can tell you, Skyrim horses are the most unrealistic ones I have ever seen, not to mention, there eyes have no soul!!!
    and the animations are just bland but yeah.

    other rider: hey stop looking at those clouds!
    distracted rider: Eh? o yeah sorry I was distracted *looks down* its just that I *gasp* I HAVE HANDS!!! *looks at hands for a few minutes*
    1. Reimar67
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      LMFAO Jef
      Brill - I wish I had a shot I could use for that one
    2. jefthereaper
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      hehe, well I might have stolen the hand part, kinda heart that one somewhere else but it fitted perfectly for this one so i mashed it in there XD

      Got it from the Nostalgia critic in his review from the movie "quest for Camelot"
      at some point he sais how distracted those guards are, best scene ever XD
  3. zeroxee
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    Dat expression on the horse! xD
  4. Kamikazekossori
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    He is lucky that his horse is not as distracted as him
  5. SydneyB
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    Lol Reimar XD
  6. Caelrya
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    XD .. Horses in Skyrim have this very dull expression
  7. Reimar67
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    Script for Translation...
    Image = Distracted Rider
    Title = Distracted Rider
    Rider = Oh look. Clouds
    Horse = I'm telling you, he never looks where he's going. Yesterday he rode me straight towards a cliff. I should have thrown him then. Are you even listening to me?