Bandit: How in the Hell did you put an arrow in my eye when it is still nocked ? Gersilla: Actually, I am so fast my second arrow got to you before I took my first shot
Those bandits really need to go buy themselves some brain. I know nords are supposed to be ....you know..., but bandits are the worst. Good one my friend!
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They're afraid the youngsters will be too dumb to steal....