I can just picture it: Him: "Hey, Lydia, I got you a present from Solstheim!" Lydia: "Oh, what is i-EEEEEKK!!!!" *Whoosh of Pickaxe through air* *Thunk of Pickaxe into Flesh* Lydia: "Oh Gods are you alright?" Him: "Gnble flebl ne..." *falls over dead with pickaxe lodged in brain*
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Him: "Hey, Lydia, I got you a present from Solstheim!"
Lydia: "Oh, what is i-EEEEEKK!!!!"
*Whoosh of Pickaxe through air*
*Thunk of Pickaxe into Flesh*
Lydia: "Oh Gods are you alright?"
Him: "Gnble flebl ne..."
*falls over dead with pickaxe lodged in brain*