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The north is harsh. If you find yourself unfortunate enough to be caught in a snowstorm, there is no telling whether you'll make it out alive. It is then, after having climbed a rather steep hill when we spotted a camp off to the distance. Tents, soldiers, and... a fire! Sweet warmth! A place to rest, just for a while. We could certainly agree upon some kind of arrangement. A place by the fire in trade for some of the treasure we found in our latest exploration. A magical blade, perhaps? Potions for strength, or arcane scrolls! There is a war going on after all, surely they'd have need for anything we might have to off-

MOVE ALONG
YOU ARE TRESPASSING
MOVE ALONG, CITIZEN

Well alright then.
Keep your stupid bonfire. We don't need it.
Enjoy your dumb war.
Jerks.

3 comments

  1. WolfPalatine
    WolfPalatine
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    The stormcloaks are even more so.

    Damned jerks all over skyrim. Seems the civil war has everyone pissed.
  2. nzz074797
    nzz074797
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    I know right!? I'm the Dragonborn! Everyone knows me. With the "recent dragon attacks becoming such a problem" you would think they would welcome the solution to a little warmth and company. :/
  3. faeriexdecay
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    Definitely jerks.