Difficult Situation

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prolgue - So Valknir sees this guy named Korvain sitting by a warm fire, an being that hes just come in from the cold, asks to join him to warm up at his fire. Valknir soon learns that joining the man at the fire was going to be the biggest mistake of is life..

Korvain: (in a deep burly nord voice) You are welcome to share my fire, and share my food tonight.

Valknir: Thank you Si.... he begins to say, but just as hes bendingd own to take a seat next to Korvain, Valknir lets out the most horiffic fart, right in Korvains face.

Korvain: HEY! Mind where your pointing that thing will ya!! (he yells as he furiously fans the air to rid the area of that horrible stench)

Valknir startled by Korvains yelling, jumps, loosing his balance in the process and landing right on top of Korvain.

Korvain was getting pretty ticked by this time, Valknir not only fell on him but spilled the stew he was making for his dinner. Grinding his teeth with a lower gutteral growl, Korvain forcibly throws Valknir off of him.

Valknir: Hey Now!! Theres no need for that!! What were you born in a wrestling arena?? Some one should teach you some manners!

Well by this time Korvain was right royally steamed, and chomping at the bit to lay down the law..

Korvain: OH! And I suppose your the one thats gonna teach me eh?? ( He growls in a low, slow voice as he slowly rises from the deerskins he was sitting on.

Valknir turned to stare the man down, and realized too late that he was infact staring at the mans chest instead. He looked quickly around, finally noticing the bodies strewn on the floor, on the other side of Korvain. And taking a big Gulp and wondering how he got himself into this mess Valknir slowly starts to crane his neck upward so that he could see Korvains face. Once his view finally reached Korvains face, The only thing that you could hear was Valknir (in a tiny, strained and squeeky voice, reminiscent of a tiny Mouse, yelp Oh Crap!)

What came next was amusing, Korvain took pleasure in the terror in Valknirs eyes as Valknir slowly tried to scootch away on tip toe, like some anime badguy that just realized hes been caught and tries to flee without anyone noticing). All that was left was the full blown burly laugh of Korvain echoing off the stone as he watch the cloud of dust that was Valknir disappear back out into the cold.