Dumer on the left to Daedric armored dude: "So I said to the guy 'I want armor like yours, but not exactly like yours, cause I wanna feel unique, and I want mine to glow more, cause I'm smaller and want to get noticed, so I wait TWO frigging months and when I go to pick it up he says to me 'You didn't want a helmet with that did you?' 'I tell you, if the red mountain didn't blow, I swear I wouldn't waste another day with these stupid nords!"
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