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After a week of adventuring in the Reach fighting Forsworn Raiders, Valyrie, Lydia, Faendal and Janessa rest up in the Bannered Mare. Jon Battle-Born checks out Valyrie while, unbeknownst to him, Olfina is in close proximity and gives him "the look". I'm sure he felt the icy tendrils of womanly spite creeping into the base of his skull. They didn't leave together that night.

Lydia and Janessa later confided how hilarious the whole situation played out. Meanwhile Faendal was off in a dark corner sobbing uncontrollably over Camilla (again). Uthgerd the Unbreakable wanted to "console" him but replied, "I'd prefer to remain unbroken myself."

Valyrie and Lydia shot Honningbrew Mead through their noses as Uthgerd stormed off in a red-faced fit. Later we beat her up for the Companions. All in all, that's what happens when keeping is real goes horribly wrong in Whiterun. I'd feel sorry for Uthgerd, but she just kinda deserved it.