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Narrator:His name is Markin Sh...

Markin: "shut up"

Narrator: Just an ordinary man who likes to drink mead and ale. Sitting around and watching the fire all day.

Markin: "Don't forget to mention about drinking all day long."

Narrator: That's for d@mn sure. He also is thinking about his lady. Wondering if he is going to see her one more time.

Markin: "and her mighty fine as$. Last time I saw her, she said to me... *high pitch voice* “ I want to go out and become adventurer. Searching and looting for treasures and kicking some bandit butts."

Narrator: He wants to go with her too, but..

Markin: "My left knee hurts... hurts like h3ll."

Narrator: He took an arrow in his knee.

Markin: ............... "Anyway, that girl just grabbed her stuff and gears. Then left immediately. She didn't even cook me lunch! D@mn it"

Narrator: ......

Markin: ........ Time to drink..

Narrator: .... and so Markin continued to get wasted and continue be a...

Markin: "A hunter!"

Narrator: Wut

Markin: "Time for me to search my girl!... you know being a seeker or MILF hunter.. that stuff"

Narrator: Breaking news! Markin just gathered his energy and ready to fill a new chapter in his...

Markin: "Maybe after I drink these spiced wine and black-briar meads."

Narrator: and so he will start his adventure after he is done drinking..... which is never.

Markin: "shut up"

To be continued