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The Vilja Twins The Tree in the Tent

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"See!" Vilja the Elder exclaimed in a matter of fact manner, "We didn't have to chop down the tree at all!".
"Thank you, for not doing that!" Eryniel said gratefully.
"It was easy to fit the tent around the tree and we still have plenty of room inside!" the other Twin stated confidently.
"Besides... which, it took a lot less time than if we had to cut all that wood up anyways!" Vilja the Younger added in conclusion.
Graykin simply nodded with a smile he really didn't feel, sighed and said to them all, "Good job indeed! But... I want a promise from each of you on this!".
The Twins and the rest of the company looked at each other in surprise and Vilja the Elder spoke for all when she replied, "Of course my dear, Uh... what kind of promise do you wish us to make for you?" her curiosity now boiling over.
Without any change of expression at all, Graykin responded, "No one laughs when later this night, I forget that the damn tree is there and run into it, on my way out to answer a call of nature!". 
The immediate howl of laughter from them all that answered him, was reward enough for Graykin and he grinned!

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  1. Culuf
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    I can see being sleepy and getting up to rush off, but smacking into that tree
    I should've tried camping in Skyrim! But I don't miss it IRL
    1. graykin4
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      Your stories in The Witcher 3 are my favorites!
  2. ista3
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    always great and very funny quips, love them all
    1. graykin4
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      I'm grateful that you do!
  3. respaldoshugo
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    I laughed with your nice story. Thank you!
    1. graykin4
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      Once in a while I get lucky enough to be able to post something funny!
  4. theoldfathan
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    AHhh, the things we have to do as we get older.
    The call of nature in the middle of the night, the time we save combing our hair.
    Graykin will get his own back when they turn into living hot water bottles when they get older.
    1. graykin4
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      You speak truth my friend! Not to also mention how incredibly long a bottle of shampoo will last me now! Bye the way, the bed hogging hot water bottle is already a fixture in my life now! (lucky me!)
    2. theoldfathan
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      Did you get the Deluxe package that includes the free upgrade to full mooed swings to go with your hot water bottle Greg?
    3. graykin4
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      Yes indeed! But fortunately that Deluxe addition has nearly run out of steam!
  5. BlackMaid
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    Oh my ... what a laugh you , äh Graykin, gave me today .... this is very lovely
    1. graykin4
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      Thank you! I am glad you enjoyed this!
  6. 0nelazyBattlemaga
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    Great use of that tree. Graykin should be proud of the twins and not have hurt feeling when they laugh.
    1. graykin4
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      I agree! Graykin (like his 3 dimensional counterpart) loves making the women in his life laugh!