"I really have no idea how you bandits survive for as long as you do. No planning, no tactics, complete lack of strategy... You just charge in yelling and screaming like idiots waving your weapons around..."
"...and look where it gets you, bleeding out on the ground in your own hideout. Least you know someone will make some money from this encounter, I've got a fairly decent bounty to collect for taking you down. So thank you for that I guess."