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Like OMG! This mod adds 2 new stories/excerpts to the Lusty Argonian maid book. I decided to write them like Mel Brooks History of the World Part I. IE, the main character from History of the World part I (played by mel brooks) was in every scene across time. The Lusty Argonian Maid now takes part in her carnal adventures with Tiber Septim, the
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This mod adds 2 new stories/excerpts to the Lusty Argonian maid book. I decided to write them like Mel Brooks History of the World Part I. IE, the main character from History of the World part I (played by mel brooks) was in every scene across time. The Lusty Argonian Maid now takes part in her carnal adventures with Tiber Septim, the original Crantius Colto, and Belisarius, father of the nevaverine, at different times in the history of Tamriel.
Note: I want to expand the book at a later date, including, Maid on Ice, And Romp w/ the Champion of Cyrodiil. Perhaps, if you really give me some rotten ale, I will make an X rated version, though even I might vomit.
Select excerpts:
Lifts-Her-Tail: Your Majesty, my deepest, deepest regrets.
Septim: Oh, nevermind dear cherib. (He hastily throws an evening robe on.) [A pause] Perhaps oh Flower, you may lend aid to the Empire....
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Narrator: An Old man, lonely and tired, sits by the warm fire, sipping on a quart of good ale. His name was Belisarius. His thoughts wander back to the days of prime, and to him, nothing passes faster than time. He remembers warring with the great houses of Morrowind and of fighting the occasional Nord incursion. If only he had a child to carry on his legacy.
Note on explicitness: This book is on par with the original tale (which is still there). However, I believe this book, mong other things, may have.
This is also available through planet elderscrolls and directly from fileplanet. Look at the mirrors for the aforementioned alternate download locations.
This mod adds 2 new stories/excerpts to the Lusty Argonian maid book. I decided to write them like Mel Brooks History of the World Part I. IE, the main character from History of the World part I (played by mel brooks) was in every scene across time. The Lusty Argonian Maid now takes part in her carnal adventures with Tiber Septim, the original Crantius Colto, and Belisarius, father of the nevaverine, at different times in the history of Tamriel.
Note: I want to expand the book at a later date, including, Maid on Ice, And Romp w/ the Champion of Cyrodiil. Perhaps, if you really give me some rotten ale, I will make an X rated version, though even I might vomit.
Select excerpts:
Lifts-Her-Tail: Your Majesty, my deepest, deepest regrets.
Septim: Oh, nevermind dear cherib. (He hastily throws an evening robe on.) [A pause] Perhaps oh Flower, you may lend aid to the Empire....
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Narrator: An Old man, lonely and tired, sits by the warm fire, sipping on a quart of good ale. His name was Belisarius. His thoughts wander back to the days of prime, and to him, nothing passes faster than time. He remembers warring with the great houses of Morrowind and of fighting the occasional Nord incursion. If only he had a child to carry on his legacy.
Note on explicitness: This book is on par with the original tale (which is still there). However, I believe this book, mong other things, may have.
This is also available through planet elderscrolls and directly from fileplanet. Look at the mirrors for the aforementioned alternate download locations.