Ode To Farwil below

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Ode to Farwil:

What wandering knight was this I saw
lost in Oblivion's heart
In armor bright and gleaming new
he looked the hero's part

When Daedra saw he on the bridge
with a mighty cry he charged
his sword held high in victory
into the lava he barged

In shock I watched, he fell and burned
what kind of Knight is this?
with a muttered oath I to reload
this useless sack of piss.

It couldn't happen twice says I
no Knight could be that lame.
how wrong was I when once again
he dove into the flames.

On try the third, my patience gone
'Brave' Farwil tried again
This time led to the bridges edge
and shoved off to meet his end.

With teary eyes and sorrow great
to tell the Count his fate
The sad news I delivered him
the urge to smile was great.

If you should find this useless turd
wandering in a gate
take my advice and leave him there
or help him meet his fate.