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[Meanwhile in Cheydinhal barracks]
Cheyidnhall Guard: What the hell are you doing get out of my stool!
Ra'qanar: This one is practicing acrobatics on smelly stool.
Cheyidnhall Guard: Stop you violated the law for farting on the guard's stools!
Ra'qanar: It is just Ra'qanar, the poor porter. Do you wish to beat me? Punish me? Of course, Ra'qanar deserves your scorn... but pity this one.
Cheyidnhall Guard: (break in tears and brings the milk)
Ra'qanar: (mutters to himself) Ra'qanar gets it right hee-hee-hee everytime. Those stupid adventurers and guards! Khajiit has a coin but they don't!