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Kittie; Um are you?

Adoring Fan; Hello Kittie was it, I'm here to interview you.

Kittie; MOM!

Adoring Fan; No need to shout, Its not like I plan on eating you.

Kittie; MOOOOOOM!

Adoring Fan; Please you did agree to this.

Dalla Hildr; You called my precious, is it, to ask.

Kittie; He wants to eat me.

Adoring Fan; No! I'm just here to ask her some questions.

Dalla Hildr; You are polite, so polite, YES! (cackles) O' nice, be kind to my precious, very nice.

Kittie; Thanks mom.

Adoring Fan: Is she on something? Or maybe, she should be on something?

Kittie; Your guess is as good as mine.

Adoring Fan; Lets get on with the questions shall we. SO is your name really Kittie?

Dalla Hildr; No, Her name is Katariina Lisa Eklund,

Kittie; Mom, they didn't ask you any questions did they?

Dalla Hildr; Not now Kittie my sweet, my precious.

Kittie Mom, OUT! (pushes Dalla Hildr out the door and locks it)

Adoring Fan; You did ask her to join us.

Kittie; Not if she's going to be like that.

Adoring Fan; So where were you born?

Kittie; A small farm, I don't remember it. I was raised an Orc that tore it apart when I was young. A little baby really.

Adoring Fan; And where do you truly feel at home?

Kittie; Tieflandsburg Castle with Mellow and Angel. But they like these other places that are so, Small.

Adoring Fan; Mellow said it would be a wonderful place for large parties or even a ball.

Kittie; O' please lets hope not. Whats the next question?

Adoring Fan; What are you afraid of?

Kittie; Vampires sucking my blood while I sleep.

Adoring Fan; Would you rather they do it when your awake?

Kittie; No, My friend Dragana seems to think that I'd prefer to go that way but...

Adoring Fan; Speaking of Dradana, What is your sexual orientation?

Kittie; I'm strait, Dragana wishes I wasn't. My own fault, I kind of miss lead her when we where younger before I met Angel and Mellow. Back when she wasn't a vampire.

Adoring Fan; Moving on, What are your Measurements?

Kittie; Kaleah who lives here says I'm a D cup. Which makes me bigger then Mellow.

Adoring Fan; Speaking Of Mellow, How did you met her and Angel.

Kittie; I was on my own. Ol'pac Graslag the Orc that had raised me. He had died

Adoring Fan; Died?

Kittie; Well he had got himself hung after a scuffle with some of the guards from Elunhir its a city state west of Chorrol, just across the boarder in Eastern Hammerfell.

Adoring Fan; A nice place to visit?

Kittie; Well he had got himself hung after a scuffle with some of the local guards. So, Not really.

Adoring Fan; I understand.

Kittie; Any way after he was gone I had to make a living on my own. Third time out adventuring and well, Bandits captured me.

Adoring Fan; Ouch.

Kittie; Thirteen, good health and looking. They where going to sell me as a slave to some Dark elves in Morrowind. Figured I'd make a nice pet to some Dunmer Lord or a chamber maid or something. That's when they found me,

Adoring Fan; Mellow and Angel?

Kittie; Yes, Mellow and Angel. They happen to come alone and save me. Then Mellow said a young girl like myself shouldn't be out on her own. And she insisted I come home with them.

Adoring Fan; That was nice of them, Which brings us to your age.

Kittie; Would you believe I'm only fifteen.

Adoring Fan; Fifteen, Really and what do you want to be when your older?

Kittie; I'm thinking of being a Crusader of Justice. It's better then being a house wife like Mellow. She's not going to see this is she?

Adoring Fan; Only if it gets published.

Kittie; What could I do to not have that happen.

Adoring Fan; Call your mother back in, two last questions.

Kittie; MOM!

Adoring Fan; First do you have a favorite armor our outfit.

Kittie; Well, Don't tell mellow but I do like some of these dresses she's got me. Even if they to cut off circulation to my head.

Adoring Fan; Last, do you have a favorite food or meal?

Kittie; Don't tell any one, But I have this huge weakness for sweetrolls. Mellow and Mom say they'll ruin my appetite eating them.


This was going to be the last but I did one more using Kittie for next week. Just a few more questions that I had gotten. Enjoy.