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Mellow in the Arena wearing the Gladiator by Darigaz17. Visit the Inn for your own.

Please allow four to six weeks for delivery.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
As seen on TV.
One size fits all.
You must be present to win.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
Void where prohibited.
Some assembly required.
Batteries not included.
For recreational use only.
All models over 18 years of age.
Use only as directed.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Do not write below this line.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Your mileage may vary.
This article does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my
cat.
Read only with proper ventilation.
Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place.
Keep away from open flames.
Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes.
Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source.
Smoking this article could be hazardous to your health.
The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom.
No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added.
If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician.
Articles are ribbed for your pleasure.
Yes that last one was a sex joke.
Possible penalties for early withdrawal.
Oh look a second sex joke.
Offer valid only at participating sites.
Slightly higher west of the Rockies
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Place stamp here.
Subject to CAB approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
May be too intense for some viewers.
No shoes, no shirt, no service.
Use other side for additional listings.