Itsy bitsy spider
Angel: Mellow what are you looking at?
Mellow: Oh nothing. Just a little spider on the table.
Angel: Your not going to make me come over there and kill it are you.
Mellow: Now why would I do that? I'd rather put him on Kitties dinner plate and see how she reacts.
Angel: (leaves the room)
Mellow: Guess he wasn't enjoying the view of my ass. (Squishes spider).