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I always liked how Skyrim had written lines on the loading screens and I always found Morrowind splash screens even moded ones altough beautiful becoming a bit dull after a while.
Now you have something to read.
- Permissions and credits
Cookie16 and Ashstaar made amazing splash screens the only thing
I thought that could be improved upon was having quotes like
in Skyrim or Oblivion
So since cookie16 retired from modding and gave me permission
I tried to add diverse quotes some from lore like in-game books some
from uespwiki but there were still alot of Splash screens left
So I also added quotes from stoic philosophers,Sun Tzu,Aristotle,Ovid,
Machiavelli quotes that I think fit within the world of the
Elderscrolls.
I also added some jokes and one-liners from famous comedians
ike Demetri Martin,Dylan Moran,Bill Bailey,Steven Wright,Mitch Hedburg
since we all need a good chuckle now and then
In all my quotes I tried to stay true to lore so nothing about cars or
toilet humor or adult only language
I also found a forum page http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/113120/eso-joke-of-the-day
with lore frendly jokes and included some of them
for example:
An Orc walks into a bar in Cyrodiil with an ugly, one eyed, mangled parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeeper looks up, jumps back, and proclaims, 'What an ugly thing. Where did you get it?"
The parrot responded, "Orsinium. They are all over the place."
Go to Skyrim Splash Screens for the original splashscreens made By Cookie16,Ashstaar without the quotes
For my quotes without the awesome splashscreens go to Lore funny Wisdom Splashscreens
Or if you have Skyrim checkout my other mod Funny Wisdom Loadscreen quotes
Also if you like to read the books from the otther Eledrscrolls titles I've made this mod as well Lore Books
KNOWN ISSUES
MGE XE causes a weird blue line at the top and left side when the splash screens are displaded before the manu menu.
COMPATIBILITY
Not compatible with Skyrim Style Splash Screens by Cookie16
My version will override his and vice versa.
If you want to keep both rename either my files or his the easiest way is to select all the splash screens and click copy the paste in the same folder and the computer will do it automatically
CREDITS
Cookiemonster16 and Ashstaar for making these amazing Splash screens
Melchior Dahrk,trancemaster_1988 & Spirithawke for helping Cookiemonster16 and Ashstaar
Uespwiki,brainyquote,reddit.com/r/teslore community also the community at forums.elderscrollsonline.com
Stavroguin for giving me the ideea
and of course Bethesda
PERMISSIONS
Do not upload or redistribute anywhere without Cookiemonster16's permission
since he and Ashstaar made theese backgrounds
I only added the quotes
I thought that could be improved upon was having quotes like
in Skyrim or Oblivion
So since cookie16 retired from modding and gave me permission
I tried to add diverse quotes some from lore like in-game books some
from uespwiki but there were still alot of Splash screens left
So I also added quotes from stoic philosophers,Sun Tzu,Aristotle,Ovid,
Machiavelli quotes that I think fit within the world of the
Elderscrolls.
I also added some jokes and one-liners from famous comedians
ike Demetri Martin,Dylan Moran,Bill Bailey,Steven Wright,Mitch Hedburg
since we all need a good chuckle now and then
In all my quotes I tried to stay true to lore so nothing about cars or
toilet humor or adult only language
I also found a forum page http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/113120/eso-joke-of-the-day
with lore frendly jokes and included some of them
for example:
An Orc walks into a bar in Cyrodiil with an ugly, one eyed, mangled parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeeper looks up, jumps back, and proclaims, 'What an ugly thing. Where did you get it?"
The parrot responded, "Orsinium. They are all over the place."
Go to Skyrim Splash Screens for the original splashscreens made By Cookie16,Ashstaar without the quotes
For my quotes without the awesome splashscreens go to Lore funny Wisdom Splashscreens
Or if you have Skyrim checkout my other mod Funny Wisdom Loadscreen quotes
Also if you like to read the books from the otther Eledrscrolls titles I've made this mod as well Lore Books
KNOWN ISSUES
MGE XE causes a weird blue line at the top and left side when the splash screens are displaded before the manu menu.
COMPATIBILITY
Not compatible with Skyrim Style Splash Screens by Cookie16
My version will override his and vice versa.
If you want to keep both rename either my files or his the easiest way is to select all the splash screens and click copy the paste in the same folder and the computer will do it automatically
CREDITS
Cookiemonster16 and Ashstaar for making these amazing Splash screens
Melchior Dahrk,trancemaster_1988 & Spirithawke for helping Cookiemonster16 and Ashstaar
Uespwiki,brainyquote,reddit.com/r/teslore community also the community at forums.elderscrollsonline.com
Stavroguin for giving me the ideea
and of course Bethesda
PERMISSIONS
Do not upload or redistribute anywhere without Cookiemonster16's permission
since he and Ashstaar made theese backgrounds
I only added the quotes