I'm ok with that, as long as you get more blame than I do. Though I guess since we're on the same side our goal would be to keep each other out of trouble. That'll work too.
Yes I like that arrangement. I take the blame and then you clean it up. I am glad you suggested this.
Oh and since I am talking all the blame I will have to cut your salary by 80% and add it to mine. Yeppers, that's a lot of extra work for me you know. Don't worry brigs, you you can make the lost salary up by working overtime
Well, yeah, I thought you might need them after the fight that broke out at Desele's and all those Matt Damon clones tried to pay with clipped coppers.
Not that I have any idea who that is, but anybody who will pay to have me projectile vomit all over them has got to be.... interesting. ...and here I thought I had no marketable skills.
Helviane Desele is the owner and proprietor of Desele's House of Earthly Delights, a gentleman's club in Suran.
You will have to stomach drinking lots of sour Gaur milk. There's a high demand for projectile vomit dancers amongst the Hlaalu upper class. I hear they tip very well.
Ok, I'll pay the fine, restore your 401k and your salary with a raise and even ask Kate the Bionic Uterus to take you on as on of her pets but I want all copies of the video. Nobody will ever see me in that prom dress. NOBODY!
They're all rather special in their own way. Yeah, I have to wonder if she deliberately chose a cow over a bull due to her orientation or because it was safer?
I thank you all for the affirmations and I want to express my thanks to a wonderful person, I couldn't have done this without them, they are funny, witty and darn smart and also very very attractive... ME!
Oh well, that's it. I patted myself on the back, gave myself two thumbs up and did a cartwheel. I am so proud of myself, I just couldn't do it without me And So I think I'll walk away while I'm on top and as my last act as the anointed one I hereby proclaim that I am forever endorsable-proof.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... *cough cough* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. You can't do that... wait a second, who promoted you?
"They" did. Remember that I was deputized? When you stepped down it was automatic and instantaneous. If I'd known about the executive washroom and and jet perks I might have considered assassinating you suggesting you retire sooner.
Well what you don't realize is that I have kept the RESET button *pressing* Ahhh.... It's good to be on top again. Oh ya, I like my coffee with splenda!
I'm ok with that, as long as you get more blame than I do. Though I guess since we're on opposite sides I'll have to make a show of shooting at you and hoping to miss to keep up appearances. No hard feelings.
Unfortunately you get all the blame since you are a wanted criminal now. Good luck trying to passionate me, while you were typing my android bunnies have tracked you down and surrounded you with little brown exploding pebbles. Watch where you step!
Yeah, about that.... I figured since I was wanted I might as well go all the way for full fledged war criminal status. Your android bunnies were distracted by the EMP dandelion I planted for them. Unfortunately for you, the wind has scattered their seeds to your yard and that's where your critters have dropped their payloads.
Darn you and your infernal weather machine. That's why I never trust the wind. Well that is ok because I moved since you were last over. I sold the home to a group of nuns. I'll make sure to inform the pope of your dastardly actions.
You're not evil enough. Only us enemies of the state can get them. ...but I do enjoy the idea of having one up on you. I'll steal one from that wannabe crook down the way who's trying to muscle in on my territory and send it to you. It's up to you if you want to max it out right away or spread it out and see how long before he notices.
You are sending a she-he to meet me? You'll pay double for that!!!!
I can't even load this page anymore... I may have to block you from this post. Just forfeit all your belongings and deposit like 20k in my paypal account and we'll call it even. *sending coordinates through PM*
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Oh and since I am talking all the blame I will have to cut your salary by 80% and add it to mine. Yeppers, that's a lot of extra work for me you know. Don't worry brigs, you you can make the lost salary up by working overtime
You will have to stomach drinking lots of sour Gaur milk. There's a high demand for projectile vomit dancers amongst the Hlaalu upper class. I hear they tip very well.
Thank me. Thank me. THANK ME!
...and your fired.
I won't undo your anti-endorsement policy though. Consider yourself ratified.
assassinating yousuggesting you retire sooner.I can't even load this page anymore... I may have to block you from this post. Just forfeit all your belongings and deposit like 20k in my paypal account and we'll call it even. *sending coordinates through PM*