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Heavily annoyed at the rest of his pack, a mole rat told reporters of the Olympus Cubical how embarrassed he still was over the pieces of radroach stuck in his teeth. "Here I am walking around with crud in my teeth and nobody says a goddamn thing," the humiliated rodent said, noting that he had passed by dozens of mole rats without a single one trying to even hint at the stuff in his teeth. "All day long, I look like a buffoon and not one member of my pack has the decency to tell me 'Hey, you got something stuck there.' Unbe-goddamn-lievable." At press time, sources confirmed the mole rat had not confronted pack members about this and opted to take measures such as picking his teeth when nobody is looking.
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Don't forget to like the Olympus Circular, the parent and absolutely inferior counterpart to the TSC's finest news source, the Olympus Cubical.
Picture from Nukapedia. Inspiration by the Onion on a gray wolf with snow on his nose.