While the many clunky pieces of text add to the charm of this wonderful game (Jolly Co-operation!), the Engrish on-screen messages that you get to read all the time do start to annoy me. So I changed them.

Victory achieved -> Victory is yours
Humanity restored -> [no change]
Retrieval -> Souls retrieved*
You died -> Embrace Death!
Target destroyed -> Target vanquished
Black Phantom destroyed -> Phantom vanquished

* I realize that retrieval gets you souls and humanity back. Do you maybe have a better idea what to call it?