Our Father which art in Valve,
Hallowed be thy sales.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done in earth,
as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily deals.
And forgive us our budget,
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
And lead us not into debt,
but deliver us from Origin:
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
forever and ever.
Amen.

I'm having too much fun aren't I?